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Calling people by there last name is for gym teachers only. Earth is an uninhabitable wasteland where you can Venmo kombucha money, but you can't bring a cockatoo into a nightclub without paying twice the cover. Enjoy!
Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman
 By Mark Mallman
By Mark MallmanCalling people by there last name is for gym teachers only. Earth is an uninhabitable wasteland where you can Venmo kombucha money, but you can't bring a cockatoo into a nightclub without paying twice the cover. Enjoy!
Support this podcast by visiting www.patreon.com/markmallman