Today we're talking about 

Till Ass Due us Part- Dummy seriously uses his wedding vows to joke about his wife's ass. Seriously. That's it. 

A door in a mountain- These tik tok videos are claiming there's a giant door with a peephole in the side of a mountain in Oregon. I dunno guys what do you think?

Shannon is reminded of aggressive squirrels who shake their ass at their cats and their neighbors who are running a suspicious operation. 

Iceland having Lava problems- A big volcano is popping off in Iceland and it doesn't look good.

 

and Being Bonkers for Bunkers-Shannon is reminded of an article about Billionaires wanting to put shock collars on people to control them during the (much later in future) apocalypse.