First the famous Peanut – not your average bushy-tailed tree dweller – who's been making waves in ways only a squirrel could. Then we'll crack open the latest novel that's got everyone talking... and by novel, I mean the War and Peace-sized legal paperwork now shipping with every Glock. Seriously, you'll need a forklift to carry this thing out of the store.

And because we love living dangerously, we're wrapping up with our patented "completely unreliable election predictions"