In this glossary-style episode, we unpack the hidden patterns of “revenue malpractice” that quietly drain private clinics of profit and patient outcomes.

We walk through a series of core concepts and give real-world examples from front desks, physio clinics, dentists, and hospitals, including:

• The Leaky Bucket – pouring money into marketing while patients fall out of the funnel
• Front of House Empty Desk – unanswered phones vs. a true revenue mindset
• Admin Fog – why a constantly busy front desk still doesn’t move the business forward
• Revenue Orphan – when nobody actually owns revenue in the clinic
• The Follow-Up Fallacy & 48-Hour Drift – why “we sent an email” is not recall
• Hero Receptionist Trap & Talent Hole – expecting one person to do clinical, admin and sales
• Payment Pinball & Dinnertime Reconciliation – how scattered payment systems steal your time
• Five-Pound Touch & Invoice Black Hole – the real cost of payment “admin”
• Kitchen-Only Mindset & Care-Only Fallacy – great treatment, broken experience
• CRM Mirage, Acquisition Addiction & Legacy List Graveyard – why your PMS isn’t a CRM and your best growth is already in your database

If you run or manage a private clinic and feel like you’re working harder every year for the same (or less) growth, this episode gives you a language and a lens to finally see where the leaks are.