If you thought you’d heard the worst song in the world, hold onto your hat: Michael visits Texas, SIMON, SIMON, SIMON, Anne needs help, Not Bubbe, GMA, NANA – What do you call us? Plus: Letter from France, HORRIBLE SONGS, Party Time™ (again), Mr. Magoo thinks it’s delicious, Highly Illogical, Trying to Please The Old Jerkoffs, and What to get for your cats (in trade). Also: the NOT FUNNY Story™, Phil Harris, Michael is an OLD SOUL, Cartoons/Not Cartoons, More Perfect, The First, Ear Hustle, and Chris Matthews at the Airport.