"I met Bat-Turkey/He said, 'What up, Tofurkey?'"

Pretend that never happened. Anyways, what are the boys talking about this week? EVERYTHING, THAT'S WHAT! More concisely: they're at each other's throats over the new Kanye album, they both laughed their asses off at This Is the End, Paul shares his thoughts on Before Midnight and World War Z, and AJ's wedding quest as Man of Honor finally comes to a close. It's all very exciting and rambly, par for the course for these excitable ramblers. There is no rapping.

Next week: Much Ado About Nothing talk, if the world is a kind and just place.