Dan Ticktum has officially ascended to the heavens, arms outstretched and crucifix-ready, to claim his first-ever Formula E win at the Jakarta ePrix—and we were not ready. In this episode of Circuit Breakers, Dallas and Taylor attempt to process the miracle that was Ticktum’s divine racecraft, the invisible plague of mechanical failures, and the spiritual awakening that followed.
We also consult with Pascal.exe to calculate the unholy physics behind a 20G impact—like the one Stoffel Vandoorne endured in Jakarta—and the results are brutally compelling: think compressed organs, small elephants, and a statistically significant chance of post-crash pants destruction.
🟠 This Week’s Highlights:
⚡ Dan Ticktum Is Risen — After years of chaos with NIO 333 & ERT, Dan finally delivers divine justice with his first Formula E win. All hail.
⚡ The Crucifix Pose — We break down Ticktum’s instantly iconic driver race-winning photo using advanced meme analysis.
⚡ Jakarta’s Ghost Rain — The driest wet race in history. No clouds, just carnage.
⚡ Nyck De Vries Hungers — De Vries lives up to his nickname with a vicious chomp on Jake Dennis’ race lead.
⚡ 20G to Salvation — Stoffel Vandoorne takes the most biblical wall impact of the season. Pascal.exe crunches the data (and maybe his organs).
⚡ The Swear Bin™ Overflows — €2 million and counting. This episode alone may require Vatican intervention.
⚡ Berlin is Next — We preview the holy war on the Tempelhof tarmac. Plus, your chance to submit Pascal.exe directives.
All praise be to Dan. Amen. 🙏
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