Forget everything you know about Santa Claus - he's actually a shameless demon with an axe, a flying buffalo and a thirst for vengeance. The gang dives into a holiday classic that's purposefully so-bad-it's-good while considering which other holiday deserves the raunchy, punny slasher treatment.

Motion Picture Terror Scale: 1. Quality: 3 (Marcus) / 4 (Melissa & Grady). Enjoyment: 5.

Articles mentioned in this episode:

"WWE'S GOLDBERG TELLS FUNNY STORY OF MEETING HIS WIFE WHILE DRESSED AS KILLER SANTA," by Brett Smiley for Fox Sports

"Santa's Slay (best of)" on YouTube. Link is NSFW. The clip begins at 4:09 because actor Bill Goldberg met his wife in the scene. She's the stunt performer on the swing in the strip club.