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In this chapter, God quickly dries the earth by blowing the water into space (or something). Then he uses magic to regrow trees faster than you'd expect. Finally, he has a change of heart about what he'd done. All it took to get God to not destroy the earth again was a quick BBQ after Noah's cruise. A little short-sighted, they only had 2-14 types of each animal! Let them procreate a bit guest before you start killing them, Noah!
In this chapter, God quickly dries the earth by blowing the water into space (or something). Then he uses magic to regrow trees faster than you'd expect. Finally, he has a change of heart about what he'd done. All it took to get God to not destroy the earth again was a quick BBQ after Noah's cruise. A little short-sighted, they only had 2-14 types of each animal! Let them procreate a bit guest before you start killing them, Noah!