The boys are finally back to chop it up on all things NFL. In this episode, we compare the league to various scenes from Family Guy.

- Stewie teases Brian about Novel - we go on a long journey, beginning middle and end, protagonists, etc discussing a division by division update of the NFL at large

- Boat vs Mystery Box - what is the biggest surprise of the season so far?

- Quagmire's Giggity Giggity Team - which team off to a hot start has you 6 to midnight?

- It wasn't a jackal the first 10 times! - Through 4 games, which team just refuses to change?

- Shut Up Meg - Roster decision, playcalling, or annoying results that make you say "shut up" until furhter notice

- Stewie is sick of the weakest link narrative - what narrative are we already tired of hearing?

- Wanna take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes? - which NFL fan base do our hearts go out to?

- Updated awards, conference champs, and Super Bowl picks