All three A$$HOLES are injured this week. WildBill fell down, Christian sat too long, and Sam is just old.

You won't believe the real-life ailments that can occur while djing in the strip club. Will the glitter ban affect our jobs?

In Florida, the Seminole Heights killer got caught. Find out what craziness unfolded at the press conference, the new charges, and Christian's strange connection to the killer...

Wild Bill teaches us the basics of cryptocurrency in his new segment. He gives us good advice if you decide to take the plunge.

Push this button and lose weight ... Al Franken.....redneck poetry... Christian's emotional support dog ... Alien life forms ... And find out why Pretzels are racist on this week's episode of Goin' in Raw!