This is an audio version of a story that first appeared in Loose Cannon on November 18, released here in recognition of this week’s Miami International Boat Show and its homage to wretched excess. The original story was headlined:

Megayachts Are for Show-Offs. The Puritans Wouldn't Approve And, Apparently, Neither Does Taylor

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