WE DO NOT DISCUSS CONSPIRACY THEORIES!!!! That being said, in this episode Pat and Jared discuss what it means to them that Jeffrey Epstein lived and crimed, the validity of morality and what the death Epstein could do to benefit society. In Act 2 Jared makes Pat wonder, "Where have all the cowboys gone?" in a surprisingly Lilith Fair-free consideration of why some criminals are awesome and others should be publicly stoned to death.