Valentine’s Day is coming… and we’re here to save you from sleeping on the couch.

On today’s episode of Big Rich, TD, and Fletch, they break down the absolute WORST Valentine’s Day gifts you could give (hint: if it plugs in, cleans something, or comes from a gas station—abort mission) and they crown the BEST gifts that might actually earn you bonus points instead of a side-eye. Then the guys fix the Winter Olympics. Because honestly? They have better ideas. From “Extreme Snow Shoveling” to “Mitten-texting,” they’re pitching events that would actually get ratings. And finally… the show discovers new tech underwear that monitors gut health. So naturally, they decide to buy them and scientifically determine who has the worst stomach. Spoiler: It’s Kat. It’s always Kat. Love, innovation, and gastrointestinal warfare — just another morning with Big Rich, TD, and Fletch.