🎙️SHOWMANCE🎙️

Grab your wheat thins and bang some pots together—it's time for our Golden Bachelor Men Tell All recap. Imagine if the whole show was just one big blooper reel. It was. We've got anthems by the Gay Man’s Choir, deep emotional breakthroughs that had us ugly crying (yeah right, just Courtney), and one guy who’s really bringing that BDE. Relax, black dye energy. It's wholesome, it's messy, and it's produced—but it’s the best therapy these guys have ever had that wasn’t court mandated.