Dwayne Johnson has never been nominated for an Academy Award. THINK ABOUT THAT FOR JUST ONE GOSH DARN SECOND. It’s a crime. But his participation at awards shows is something to be celebrated, so this week the jabronis are recapping the Golden Globes DJ STYLE.

We break down what he wore (Brioni! Mont Blanc! Fancy!), his daughter’s role as Golden Globe’s ambassador and the prospect of an Oprah/Johnson presidential ticket on THE FANCIEST MINI-EPISODE EVER.