Sometimes you invent something and you regret it -- like your most recent child -- or the atomic bomb or ......... the entire breed of dogs called 'goldendoodle'.

I do *not* regret this episode of fomo foundation with Dave Anderson. i RELISH it. Dave is a standup comedian and comedic writer based in NY.

Check out of some of his writing for McSweeneys here: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/dave-anderson