If loving tangents is wrong, we don't want to be right, dear hearts, and this week, we are wronger than ever. If you're into Zavon and Lemorge, Road House, Wade's flirts, the bad side of Munchausen's, 7th Heaven v. Beavis & Butthead, and our best rant to date, then stick a Clint Black in your pocket and be wrong with us.