Is it really wrong to touch yourself in an elevator, or should you stick to just touching others? What about just rubbing up on a book, rock, tree, stump (leg or tree), does that count? Is yelling "C'est Fini!" wrong in any sexual situation when you're done and heading for the door? Am I asking too many questions about choking the chicken? How badass is Jane's Addiction and Dave Navarro's guitar tone on "Mountain Song"? Mark's weekly survey: Is it sexier when a woman pulls her shirt off over her head, or when she slowly walks towards you unbuttoning her shirt? Mike's just happy when boobs make the scene and he's in the room. (The bar is pretty low for Mike) After talking about it for about a month, Mark plays Art d'Ecco "Head Rush", thank God is was worth the wait. What's a more terrifying headline for Buddhists, "Dali Lama gets shot", or "Is mindfullness really all it's cracked up to be?". Check the new format of the show, you don't need to drink a Red Bull to get through an episode anymore, that's right, we've trimmed the fat, tightened our shit up, and we're now a lean, mean, stupid machine. Experience this, and oh so much more, on this weeks episode of Hello Stupid with Mark & Mike.

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