In this week's wild ride of an episode, we tackle three completely unrelated—but equally outrageous—topics! First up, the age-old question: Who would win in a fight between me and a gorilla? Spoiler alert: It involves brute strength, and a bat!

Next, we dive into the tragic tale of a McDonald's order gone horribly wrong— the crispy injustice, and the very real societal implications of sauce deprivation.

And finally, we get personal with a hypothetical twist: If I won the lottery, would I really get a divorce?