CW: eating disorders, sexual assault, drug and alcohol abuse

Witty Committee here, your one and only source into the scandalous books we know as the Gossip Girl series. Welcome to season two. We've graduated from middle school cliques to waspoids and Audrey Hepburn-wannabes, so this week we're tackling the eponymous first book in Cecily von Ziegesars's hit series. Don't worry, even if you've seen the show, there are still plenty of surprises in store. We know you missed us.