Spotted: K, E, D desperately trying to manifest Internet celebrity with yet another episode of Embrace the Basic. They’re talking all things Gossip Girl, but they aren’t alone. There’s a new girl on the pod, bringing her extensive knowledge of Blair Waldorf’s wardrobe, and all the plot holes their Jimmy Choos gingerly pranced over. Like, is Nate Archibald just a lacrosse stick in a wig? Does Dan Humphrey have multiple personalities? And, why does Rufus wear so many necklaces? Rumor has it this episode is so jam packed with the scandalous lives of manhattans elite, they had to make it a 2 parter. Xoxo.