-Dumbf** of the week: Texas english teacher, who quarantined her 13 y/o son in the trunk of her car to prevent her from being exposed on the way to get tested

-Honorable Mention: Wizards announcer says KPJ “Pulled that trigger” like his dad. Porter’s father was charged with first degree murder after shooting a 14 y/o girl

-Fan of the week: Toby Maguire and Andrew Garfield both sneaking into No Way Home opening night and watching undercover

-China switched on its artificial sun and it burned 5x hotter than the actual sun. scientists hope this will help harness the power of nuclear fusion and bring humanity one step closer to unlimited clean energy

-RIP Bob Saget

-Golden Globes winners

-Hans Zimmer - Dune

-No Time To Die - Billie Eilish

-Best TV Series Drama - Succession, Jeremy Strong and Sarah Snook

-Jason Sudeikis - Ted Lasso

-Euphoria season 2 is back

-DareDevil show DeSean started

--What’s new in music?:

Jason Derulo got into a fight with two men after they called him Usher

CD sales increase for the first time since 2004

Gunna - DS4EVER

The Weeknd - Dawn FM

2 Chainz - Million Dollars Worth of Game (feat. 42 Dugg)

Cannons - Purple Sun

--Sports

College Football Championship

Raiders vs Chargers game was insane

Cameron Smith posts lowest score in PGA Tour history to win Tournament of Champions (-34)

Kyrie is back playing, do the Nets scare you now?

Klay Thompson makes debut after 2 years of absence

Duke was upset by Miami

Mercedes withdraws appeal and congratulates Red Bull’s Max Verstappen on F1 world title

-Dean’s Fact of the Week: History Facts

-Who’s Horny of the Week: Pabst Blue Ribbon twitter account. Instead of promoting a dry January they are promoting a “wet” January and when one