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Over the weekend, tape leaked of Donald Trump bragging to innocent eunuch Billy Bush that he would walk up to women and grab them by the pussy. And, to be honest, I hated it. Not because I'm a good human being, but fuck him for being born with a silver spoon in his mouth and getting to live like a modern emperor. He was born to a really rich real estate guy and is now a really rich real estate guy. I was born to a locksmith, and now I'm a locksmith. 99% of what you are is who you were born to, folks. Never think otherwise. We talk about the tape, Trump's performance at the second presidential debate and how, despite just nodding and smiling, Billy Bush caught way more shit for this than Lord Combover on the latest Papa's Basement.

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