HAT: 14 Grace  You have very pretty curls. Your hair isn’t real, is it? I wish I were going bald like you. It would save me so much time in the morning. Oh, man… are you getting a zit? I hate that. You’re so cute and chubby!Awww… your nose is shaped like a tortilla chip! I love that! Out of the mouths of babes, right? No… apparently this is what’s trying to pass for discourse among adult-aged humans these days.What the hell is going on around here? Well, HERE’S A THING.