Rosie “The Local” is back to share her oddly satisfying stories of poo, hair stuff at www.TheLocalSalon.com (20% off your entire service if you mention us to Rosie), urban explorations, Self Realization Fellowship, epiphanies, offerings, the golden age of back-rubs, Women’s Unity March (2017) direct from the Capitol, pussy hat? pussy cat?, water cup abuse, racism, Louis CK, kids shows, satisfying videos, meditation, protest songs and the word vagina said dozens of times.