Phil & Bob reveal why New York City grandmothers don't babysit on Wednesdays.

The Treehouse team also explores: why senior citizens are essentially toddlers with cell phones, looming inter-generational war, The Connecticut School of Broadcasting, Sixteen Candles, Fran Lebowitz, hiking to JFK, another get-rich-quick business scheme, celebrity deaths, The Shed at Hudson Yards, Robert Moses, Frank McCourt, the other Frank McCourt, and Lehman Brothers (rest in power).

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