Gotham would have fallen during this episode, if only we could've found it on a map.Many imponderables are answered on this episode, including:TV themes: Did we lose our iconic themes for the sake of the greater overall soundtrack?Does any book need to be more than 700 pages?Was War & Peace really just a stockpile of kindling and toilet paper?Can even the most ardent fan defend what appears to be headed our way with Man of Steel 2?Is Matt Damon going to replace Ben Affleck as Batman?Speaking of Batman, on what city was Gotham based? Your hosts don’t agree.Uhura’s epilator: revealed!As a special bonus, this episode features the first time John ever goes off-the-rails with Craig. This is what it sounds like...when the nerds cry.