Training camp is here, and so is fantasy football! I already know that you're excited or else you wouldn't be reading this. You love fantasy football, as do I. But here's the question: Are you prepared to win your league? Okay ... prove it.

Do you ignore the crowd (aka the "experts")?

Do you use your imagination?

If you've answered yes to both, then you're in the club -- the winner's club. If you said no to one or both of these questions, then you need help, fantasy football help, specifically. That's where I come in. I want everyone who's playing league fantasy football this year to tune in to this episode. Fantasy football is so much simpler than it seems, and I'm about to tell you why. If you can follow just a few easy steps, then you will kick ass this year. I stake my reputation on it.

WARNING: This episode contains examples of tongue failure, brain farts and real farts.