Hey there, mister frog, with your debonair hops

And a "hello" there down below in all the valleys and swamps

I got a bad boppin', "Big apple-bottom"-havin' savant

With all the poise of a lady, all the nasty a man could want!

There she goes now, she's a friend to all around

From the birds of prey to worms in the ground

And if sound felt how happy all the cynics in this town couldn't be

She'd have her work cut out

But it worked on me!

When we go out, she's the only 10 around

Sevens kick the dirt and look at the ground

And if sight saw how sexy all the chickenheads in town couldn't be

We'd sell our sex for work, these tapes are not free!

Come, bathe, baby, in the basin with me

Your smile turns the wildflowers' yellow to green

And if that's cliche, maybe we could take to the seas

we'll practice voodoo with Cthulhu in the barrier reef

Come, Kate, baby, spend the day in with me

Let's have a roll in the hay while we're naked and free

And if it's cliche, maybe you could pee on my feet

It ain't the thing I'm into but I know you'd try it with me