I bid you gather around, friends, for it is the month of First Harvest, and in the spirit of its occasion I wish to share a tale as wondrous as it is genuine. I have upended my hat, as is my custom, and if generosity compels you, I would be grateful for any gratuity you may find appropriate. But for the sake of yourself and your company, I would ask you to wait until our tale concludes before offering your donation. Attend well, for no matter how fantastic or incredible you find the events to follow, I intend to prove them to be true—and they may forever alter your understanding of the lines between myth and reason. In return for your attention, I can promise that all will be brought to light in due time. Until then, please sit, and find comfort among the warmth of the fire and our modest gathering...

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