Thanks to Abby, who recorded this sweeper for us while standing knee-deep in a Kentish river on a warm August weekend.

TRANSCRIPT: [Splashing sounds and faint voices in background] Hello, I’m Abby. I’m paddling about in a river by a pub in Kent, and you’re listening to Queer Out Here.

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