The Pun Jab reaches 109 with another "6 of the Best" puns, gags and jokes on kleptomania, hunchbacks, belts and more!

1: Last night I saw a poor old lady falls down a flight of stairs. At least, I assume she was poor – she only had three pounds in her purse.

2: I suffer from kleptomania. When it gets really bad, I take something for it.

3: I was going to make myself a belt out of watches, but would be a waist of time.

4: I always wanted to be a Gregorian Monk, but I never got the chants.

5: I got my wife an artificial leg for Christmas. It was the perfect stocking filler.

6: My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.