In this episode we learn a little bit about the newly famous climate activist Greta Thunberg.  Specifically, we find out why she thinks it's ok to skip school and head to North Dakota, where the average wheat farmer is less than thrilled about erecting a mural in her honor.  And why North Dakota, after all?  The answer lies with the Lutheran Church that proclaimed her the successor to Jesus Christ himself.  But don't let Greta's popularity fool you!  In the end, we would all be better off as giraffes.