It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First we report on a Montana child who found a bullet in a bag of Cheetos. Then we reveal the phallic path taken by the captain of the ship which was stuck in the Suez Canal, just prior to running aground. And later we get the scoop on a robot dog that's peeing beer, and a new MLB position: Wiener Tester.Find all of this week's stories here:Montana dad claims his 6-year-old found a bullet at the bottom of a Cheetos bagCargo ship drew a penis and butt before getting stuck in Suez CanalBoston Dynamics' creepy robo-dog can now pee beer on commandCompany hiring 'MLB Food Tester' to eat hot dogs at stadiums