It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, sausage vending machines are booming in Germany and Grey has some big thoughts on the subject.  Then a body builder marries two sex dolls and Philadelphia chefs assemble a 510-foot cheesesteak sandwich. Finally, we all learn what a "minge" is after a British birthday card mix-up.Find all of this week's stories here:Sausage vending machines booming in GermanyBodybuilder who wed two sex dolls is now open to dating humansPhiladelphia chefs assemble 510-foot cheesesteakHusband forced to apologize to wife after offensive birthday card mix-up