It’s your favorite hour of the week! I Can’t Believe It’s Not Not News is back again with all the Billy Hurley jokes and Grey Albright cackles you can handle. First up, Jeff Bezos is headed to outer space and there's a petition to not let him back into Earth. Be sure to sign that right after you finish placing you're fifth Amazon order of the day. Then a U.S. Olympian is banned from the games due to a positive steroid test which she blames on a pork burrito. Finally, a fantasy football loser suffers through his league's punishment of having to eat at a Waffle House for 24-hours!Find all of this week's stories here:Thousands call for Jeff Bezos to be denied re-entry to Earth after space launchBanned U.S. Olympian blames pork burrito for positive steroid testFantasy football league loser tries to eat at Waffle House for 24 hours