What would Carrie Bradshaw do if she sublet to a far filthier version of Anna Delvey? Probably call someone else and escape to Cabo with Big. Let it be known: Lisa isn’t Carrie. So she is on her hands and knees scrubbing up 5 months worth of delusion. Nothing like hard labor will make you think long and hard about your life choices. 

In this episode we discuss - 

• Sticking it - the importance of nailing the dismount. If you have to go hard on any one part of the project, go hard on the final 2%. 
• ADLs - Activities of Daily Living; i.e. all the things you’re doing without thinking about it: brushing your teeth, doing the dishes, not living in complete and total squalor. 
• Citibike - the joys of living in a bicycle culture like the that of the Netherlands, but with so much more trash and suffering.
• “Fade Into You” by Mazzy Star - a 90’s revival indie grunge song that came into Lisa’s life before someone from Netflix put it in a show.

Silly little ding dongs is hosted by Lisa Lorraine Carson, a renter living between NYC and Nashville. She is currently on her hands and knees scrubbing out 5 months of poor judgment.