We are joined by Noah, Dan, Dylan, and Jess for a fully scripted and scored episode. Private investigator Doug "DP" Penetration (its french) is hired by mob heiress Margherita Linguine to sniff out a real crappy criminal, and the more involved he becomes the messier and runnier the case gets. Join us for a tale of betrayal, mystery, stimfapping, every italian-ameircan cliche you can think of, and jokes dustier than Nonny's bookshelf in: "This City Shits". Our first of hopefully many more scripted episodes to come.