Well, if you're Bay, there's no way of knowing! But we're working on it! New listener Erin checks in via email -- you're welcome to do so, too, at [email protected], y'know! What do you know about anemia? New feature: Retread Text Theatre! as performed by Amy and Bay, via the Interwebs! Do you still get cable, or have you joined the 21st century like Amy? Bay gives a short report on Townsend, TN, in springtime, and Amy flew the Slotzilla zip line on Fremont Street! Call us at 44-222-96269!

• Erin's blog Deployment Diatribes!
• Elvira's Cafe between Townsend and Sevierville -- yummy crepes!
• Cut the cable cord!
• Bay's a bloodless bitch!
• Slotzilla!!!! (Yeah, we can't wait, neither!)