Hey all. It's us again and this is the 49th episode of the best podcast nobody has ever heard of. Except for you. But enough about you, in this episode we talk about hungry hogs that just can't wait for you to drop the slop and turn you into their next meal. After that, we take to the mean streets of Craigslist Missed Connection where everyone is either hungry for love or starving for attention. After we clear your plate for talking back to us at the dinner table, we surprise you with a trip to the Missed Connections Theater where the acting is so good it's been called "so good"! Join us, will you?

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