Put your vertebrate in it. This newest funk disc will put your back disc right back where it ought to be.

It took a long time.

But(t),

where there's a booty to shake, there's a back to get.

If it ain't nasty, it ain't nice!

Sick of being lonely?

'Til decks do us part.

Pacemakin' your party from head to toe!

This hump attack comes with its own SOS romantic call. Goin' down slowly, we jam with pleasure in here.

I am your abominable soulman, making all y'all get back and put your best pair of dancing kicks on. We used to have soles, but we got soul and then our shoes got holes!

The Cardiac Forest is a funky situation that shakes so good. Lose the dairy, keep the derrière!

Why get high when you can get down?

Welcome back to the Groove Grove. We've got the most addictive crates in the whole cloud. Funk is the drugs and the trip is cutting rugs!

Leave the substances alone and put this boogie in your bones. No shooting, snorting or smoking required to rise to these highs.

It ain't just the hair, it's the hump!

Kick off your weekend with the comfiest pair of earbuds you've got!

Kick off your shoes with the funkiest pair of dance moves you've got!

It's DJ Plant Bass in your face space with another pouch of dub plated goodies. Wear out that hump you got and make a kangaroo jealous. Like Five Deez would say, "It look GOOD on ya!"

Welcome back to the record rack that cuts your culo NO slack!

It's a journey into the depths of the groove again, y'all. We've got instruments, we've got voices, we've got an hour to convince your hips to get hip to the funkiest army in town.

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