As Delta rages through the global population, we seriously contemplate a 24-hour Truman Show-style version of the pod for the end times. We also thank our son/lover Lil Nas X (and his prison baes) for singlehandedly transforming the culture and solving the problem of misogyny. And then it’s on to the absolute shitshow that is The L Word Season 3. It begins with Big Bonkerstown Bisexual Behavior (thanks, Alice) and ultimately ends with a finale worthy of Lifetime (thanks, Bette). Sing it: Ohhh, we’re halfway there!

Shout-out to our new mixer Brogan Molloy for his work on this ep and for serving Irish Name Realness.