Alice Cooper and I'm 13, not 18! And I don't know what I want. It's the 70's and to had to be there--were you? Was it weird for you, too?

It's not what you think! Or, maybe it is.

1970s and it's my pre-teen and teen years--yep, I'm white and it was f*cking weird! 

It's not what you think! Or, maybe it is.

No I'm not a girl, but as a child have been mistaken for one, and told, "Cute enough to be a girl!"  Yeah, I'm white and it's weird...

It's not what you think! Or, maybe it is.

Off to Hawaii--1968 to 1970, and surf is up!  Amongst other things, too. I'm white and it's weird.

It's not what you think! Or, maybe it is.

1991 and my father has died. I'm white and it's weird...

It's not what you think! Or, maybe it is.

Here is how it all began!  The white and weirdness...

It's not what you think! Or, maybe it is.

Let's get loud! Catholic school and altar boys. BB gun and my first kill. Led Zeppelin and John Bonham.

It's not what you think! Or, maybe it is.

White weirdness? Yep, it's a real thing! Some of you white people know it, but most don't think about it. Here's my story...

It's not what you think! Or, maybe it is.

My white dad lived a very white life indeed. Then he died at age 61. I look back and reflect on how white my childhood was with him.

It's not what you think! Or, maybe it is.

From age 8 to 10 I lived in paradise as a white boy--there is a slang Hawaiian word for it: "haole." And I was made aware of it, but it was the 60's, so peace love and Bobby Sherman!

It's not what you think! Or, maybe it is.