Here we go, it's March, 2020 has already lasted 100 years. 

Did you hear about this?!  

Are bicyclists in the way or do you really need to reconcile with a loved one? Aliens suck people up to space. Runaway teens living at Bed Bath & Beyond, Academy, Walmart, and places like that, sheesh. Literal furniture surfing. We learn about Peter’s interesting childhood eating habits. And meet the Gucci Priest.