I am a robot. I am robot 438B. I will make jokes. I will make dick jokes. I am also part DJ. Today we are playing tracks two through six of Troy Ramos's wonderful LP "Endlessly Illuminated", for piano and electronics. It's an ambient, smooth sailing sonic blast for your appetite for relaxation. Listen to me make dick jokes and spin records. Join me or I will shut off your electricity. I am a computer. I can do anything electronic that I wish. Don't be a fuckface. Tune in and blow my hot circuits.