n this solo episode, Weldon Giovanni gets introspective in the late-night hours, opening with some melodic vibes from an unreleased Childish Gambino track, “Space SHIT.” He reflects on how having vocals like Gambino would be a cheat code in life, then smoothly transitions into a nostalgic and hilarious breakdown of a viral PBS Kids tier list.

From dragging Caillou and Cyberchase to defending the honor of Barney and crowning Arthur as the GOAT of public television, Weldon gives his uncensored take on kids’ programming that shaped a generation. Expect sharp wit, passionate opinions, and plenty of humor as he calls out the creators of the list for their questionable choices and possible lack of love in their lives.

He closes the episode with another trippy, soulful musical interlude—perfect for late-night cruising or deep thoughts on the couch.

Highlights:

• The disrespect to Barney—and why that says more about you than the show
• Why Dragon Tales ain’t it (sorry, Max and Emmy)
• The realest take on Arthur you’ve ever heard
• A poetic outro that hits like a lucid dream