The boys open with a compare and contrast exercise between the DUI arrests of Alex Jones and Matt Roloff. Zach repeats way too many facts from a Ron Chernow biography of John D. Rockefeller and claims that he has more respect for a repentant murderer than a comic who jokes about Coronavirus. Jack maintains that no one who is poor can be hot and makes some outrageous claims about fatherhood in the Old West. John Paul freaks out about some below the belt effects of aging. They also discuss dollar store mouthwash, Wellbutrin prescriptions in the Old West, the differences between a hot woman and a beautiful woman, and whether or not sharecroppers liked to giggle.