Jamison discusses the antics of a Golden retriever named Guthrie, whom he would have given anything for the Greenwoods to adopt. Also includes two Haibun style poems "Dog on Couch," and "Dog Under Table."

Broadcast on the fictional KCTS Radio station, Greenwood & Company is sponsored by several abysmal products that no one in their right mind would want to buy, and philanthropies dedicated to a number of the most bizarre causes.

*DISCLAIMER: All the characters, settings, and situations depicted in this program, as well as all advertised products and organizations are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to products, events, organizations, or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Also KCTS-FM "The Kactus" is not an actual radio station.

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