Have you eve wished that some hot girl would just tell you how exactly

to please a woman?  Well if your an IT nerd in your 30's who's never

had sex, than you're in luck. Because we've found just the service. In

other news, AT&T is using your cyber sex transcripts for jerk bank

material, and...we get a story about shit...hopefully next time it more

retard and less shit.  Enjoy!